Schmoylent Sampler includes all the Schmoylent flavors, plus two other popular blends so you can see which one you like the best!
That’s seven bags, seven days, seven flavors, for the same price as a week’s worth of just Schmoylent. Also available gluten-free.
- Schmoylent Classic (New!)
- Schmoylent Plain
- Schmoylent Vanilla
- Schmoylent Cinnamon
- Schmoylent Chocolate
- Ax Fuel
Even better, for the first time I’ll be offering Schmoylent Classic, a nearly exact clone of the official Soylent 1.0, so you can compare Schmoylent to Soylent. It’s almost indistinguishable in terms of taste, texture, and nutrition! See below for details.
All prices include shipping. Please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery.
For a day’s worth of Schmoylent Classic…
Serving Size: 1 bag (435g) of powder with 52ml canola oil (not included) and 6ml fish oil (not included)
Calories: 2100 (50% carbohydrate, 20% protein, 30% fat)
Contains at least 100% of RDI for all vitamins and minerals. (More info…)
Ingredients: Maltodextrin, Rice Protein (Sprouted Brown Rice, Vanilla), Oat Flour, Acacia Fiber, Potassium Citrate, Calcium Citrate, Iodized Salt, Choline Bitartrate, Magnesium Citrate, Multivitamin Powder, Xanthan Gum, Vanillin, Sucralose
* Same amounts as official Soylent 1.0!